So drunk its hurt
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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