Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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