I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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