Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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