we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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