Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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