I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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