There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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