ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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