I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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