...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
