Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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