ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We named our party play list daddy issues
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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