piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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