How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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