i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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