Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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