why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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