On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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