Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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