I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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