Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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