Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
In America we eat man semen.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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