You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Someone signed my nipple.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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