If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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