So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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