just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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