He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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