I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We were destined to go to rehab together
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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