Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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