Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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