he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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