How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
