talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wish i was in the wii world.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Randomize
