I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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