Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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