Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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