Nicole vs. Life
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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