It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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