Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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