i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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