It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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