So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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