The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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