Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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