So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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