you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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