ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
i out mim tonsoeep
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
