So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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