dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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