It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm both gender and math confused
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