Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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