did you get engaged???
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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