I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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